Men, we've all been there.
There's times when the mood hits us. Usually the opportunity falls upon us when the lady of the house steps out for the afternoon for lunch with girlfriends. Or the office's handicapped bathroom seems like the perfect solitude to release some work related stress (uhhh, so I hear).
But our very own Jaromir Jagr was caught on camera giving the ol' gristle missile a heavy petting from the bench in last night's win over the Islanders.
Of course he's not doing what we all are joking about him doing, but it certainly raised an eyebrow or two.....and apparently Jagr's trouser trout.
"Now's not the time, Jags" says Hartnell --
One high handed Jagr Salute to the five-finger sonata.